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a shark meets a tuna
the shark says “hi, fish”
the tuna says “what should we do, fish?”
the shark says “it’s your choice, fish”
the large pen turns to the small pen and says “crayon”
what do you call a cookie under a tree? a shadowy place
what language do you speak in a sauna? swiss-german
no matter how dense you are, Goethe was a poet
the plural of radish is horseradish
what do you do when you drink coke and beer? you collapse
two magnets meet and one says “I don’t know what to wear today”
what do CEOs drink? tapwater
The opposite of an angel investor is a demon investor, who funds your business idea because they know it sucks shit and they want to watch you completely inhale ass
A circle inscribed in a square covers 79% of the square.
A ball inscribed in a cube fills 52% of the cube.
A 4-ball inscribed in a hypercube fills 31% of the hypercube.
A 5-ball inscribed in a 5-cube fills 16% of the 5-cube…A 9-ball inscribed in a 9-cube fills it up less than 1% of the way. Yet there’s no room to fit a second same sized ball without intersecting the first - which contradicts my intuition of balls as especially compact shapes.
In dimensions 23 and up you can fit a little cube in the corner of the diagram that has a larger volume than the inscribed ball! Which is especially disconcerting, because the 23-cube has 8,388,608 corners. And even if you inscribe the little cubes in all eight million corners, your big cube will still be 99.5% empty space.