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pastelpaperplanes:

pastelpaperplanes:

pastelpaperplanes:

cursed emojis that no one asked for but I don’t care

free to use!

I have an addiction.

free to use!

who needs coherent words when you have cursed emojis

free to use!!!

trench-rat:

mwg-7:

this is playin on a crusty ipad somewhere

This is what ur sims watch

theminingengineer:

Lunch time, how do you make your sandwich?

moveslikekeithrichards:

was chatting with one of the pre k aides today & she told me how she would catch this little man in the bathroom with the door wide the fuck open (as they do) standing like 5 feet away from the toilet blasting piss across the room but when she was like WHAT ARE YOU DOING he turned & just whipped piss across the wall so she just stopped addressing it

fartgallery:

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

everythingfox:

When the tunnel is out the party never ends

sketiana:

april:

the spiders in my home are my valued employees tasked with pest control and decoration

pantaro:

teathattast:

Oof

Wile E. Coyote simulator

omegaverse:

powermonk:

omegaverse:

lesbian-toddhoward:

omegaverse:

shlock brain hurt

not his name.

shamrock going proper mental innit

not even his name.